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Huh ?
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started by
bigswifty
(07.04.2001 9:01:26 AM EST)
Did a bowling ball grow pig tails?
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
'ey mon!
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started by
fixxxerny
(07.02.2001 8:07:15 AM EST)
Two responses:
dat helmet grew da hair? I needs to give up da ganja!
-=or=-
"We never did invite Larry back to the biker bar..."
fixxxerny
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"She's gotten it so much, it's like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway. Might hit a wall here or there, but ain't gonna do much for anyone involved."
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