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"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." — Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
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#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
One Liners
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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Why??
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roger
(08.11.2003 0:55:33 AM EST)
I beat mine
Thats better than
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bigswifty
(08.11.2001 8:56:09 AM EST)
Through continious improvement, we beat our meat constantly. Caution driver may change lanes without warning.
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
Good pic.
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kweenbee
(08.11.2001 0:57:52 AM EST)
And I'll bet that one draws a lot of chuckles.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
