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Yeah blame it on the movie producers
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juniorsimms
(09.07.2001 7:38:01 AM EST)
It's all their fault, same with the tobacco companies selling them damn nasty cigarettes. I guess the guy who wrote that article never seen a Tom and Jerry Cartoon, you can't get more violent than that unless you watch The Roadrunner ... meep meep
When I die I want to be cremated and thrown in somebody's face.
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