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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(08.23.2003 11:57:48 PM EST)
now thats funny
Look out for falling sperm....
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briredfern
(07.11.2001 1:05:53 PM EST)
I hear that this very phenominon was responsable for a rash of unexplained nude sun bathing related pregnancies.
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Glad that I am
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thebigunit
(07.11.2001 7:06:30 AM EST)
Canadian. We don't even have enough room for two guys in an Air Force plane...
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