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What Went Wrong Bert?

By: mrstudly86Published: 08/22/2001
 
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Well, we all new it was gonna happen sooner or later, Bert was juat bound to have a love triangle that would turn out tragic. I hope Ernie wasn't too crushed -- maybe's he's backstage waiting to come out.

What Went Wrong Bert?

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    Thread comment award goes to: (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.22.2003 1:07:17 AM EST)


    Kweenbee

    with his brilliant, well thought out comment of:

    UUUHHH...

    yeah.

    *******************

    Keep those comments coming folks, you might just win.

    Next on Jerry!! (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (08.24.2001 8:00:44 AM EST)

    Do you have a secret desire to be eaten by the Cookie Monster & don't know how to twll your lover?

    Is nothing sacred?

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    Sorry about this but....... (1 reply)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (08.22.2001 3:46:37 PM EST)

    There was a young Muppet named Burt
    Who’s Dick used to drag in the dirt
    His bitches on Jerry
    Said we try not to worry
    But when he fucks us, it does tend to hurt


    HMB

    Saugen Sie meine Pflaumen

    Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (08.22.2001 12:30:38 PM EST)


    Wait till he spills his guts about Gonzo on Oprah.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Well... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (08.22.2001 9:09:34 AM EST)

    ...If Bert thought he was going to have a threesome with those two women, he really was a dummy! Go Jerry!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    UUUHHH... (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (08.22.2001 0:30:15 AM EST)

    yeah.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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