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Police Protection

By: beckdaddyPublished: 08/23/2001
 
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Amazingly enough, this place has never been robbed in 30 years. Go figure!

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    Thread comment award goes to: (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.23.2003 0:58:02 AM EST)


    Kweenbee

    for his well thought out comment of:

    Hahahaha!

    Good post, Beck. 5 goofballs to ya'.


    Keep those comments coming folks, you could be a weener

    One of two possibilities (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (08.24.2001 10:18:41 PM EST)

    1) Its wet t-shirt night or...

    2) They're having a 2 for 1 sale at the donut shack!

    Personally I can carry home a bakers dozen without any hands.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.24.2001 5:39:10 AM EST)

    what's the car theft situation like though ?


    Kiss My Ass !

    It gets worse (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.23.2001 1:51:56 AM EST)

    When the cops actually go on break. Hehehe.

    This is funny, BD. Good job.


    I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
    Hahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.23.2001 0:19:05 AM EST)

    Good post, Beck. 5 goofballs to ya'.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I knew it!! (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (08.23.2001 0:14:39 AM EST)


    I was waiting for the page to load, I saw the words about how the place has never been robbed and I said, "what is this pic gonna be, cop cars in front of a doughnut shop?"

    Damn, I'm good.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Hey Beck.... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.23.2001 0:14:14 AM EST)

    now is a good time to rob the bank, you reckon?

    hahaha

    Great photo buddy.

    Rock on!! Orgasm Donor

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