"We're going to have a White House forum there in Washington, D.C., obviously—that's where the White House is ..."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Pledge Across America," Sept. 17, 2002
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#229 The Caspian Sea is actually a lake.
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so ugly when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!
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Q: Why do they call it PMS? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Take a look at this picture of Tokyo Water Park where their slogan reads:
"Welcome to breathtaking Tokyo Water Park, where you can wash away the pressure and stress of the overcrowded city and relax with your friends in the soothing enjoyment of sun, fun and splashing."
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bigjohn2
(08.23.2003 11:59:21 PM EST)
I want my money back...lol
This is just before the
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rmthugger
(07.11.2001 6:15:16 PM EST)
**Snickers Bar is seen Floating in the Pool****Sound of the music from Jaws**Someone screams and the pool empties. They call in the pool guy, Bill Murray, he drains the pool and then picks up the Snickers, sniffs it and then says, "No problem.", as he begins to munch down on the candy bar.
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I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
