"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." Source: United Press International, "Bush Proposes Increase in Education Funds," Mark Kukis, Feb. 21, 2001
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"Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side." Archie Bunker
Snapple Facts
#175 In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland.
Yo Mama ...
has is so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
One Liners
Q: How do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Give her a shovel!
Do you care to explain to little old me? It seems I'm the only one in the dark here.
Luvly?
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started by
kweenbee
(01.07.2002 9:18:43 PM EST)
Are you okay? Good pic Porta
Love the country, live to pee outside!
De Ja Vu!
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started by
luvly1
(01.07.2002 7:21:05 PM EST)
Er...ah....I think it was me!
Yep ... nearly the consensus!
Funny pic Porta!
Damn !
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started by
marvin
(01.07.2002 2:59:51 PM EST)
I knew I should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque !
Moments later....
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started by
roger
(01.07.2002 10:12:39 AM EST)
...Luvly1 floats to the surface.. with a cigarette hanging out the left side of her mouth she says, "Hic..sorry ossifer"
"Well, yes. I did say clean the car inside and out."
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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