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Hahahahaha
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started by
kweenbee
(01.07.2002 9:15:07 PM EST)
Good pic TJ. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
RMAO@PK's story!
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started by
luvly1
(01.06.2002 9:50:14 PM EST)
I supposed they "aim" to please!
True Story...
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started by
misspk
(01.06.2002 1:59:04 PM EST)
...a gun and ammo shop in my city had a sign out front that said, "Back to school special, stock up now." I swear. Should have taken a picture, definate Goofball material *Gasp!*
*wink,giggle,blush*
Here's one:
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bigswifty
(01.06.2002 10:14:33 AM EST)
Q: what does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
I'll bet all the good stuff is snapped up be the employees.
^5's
Wake Up America !
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started by
marvin
(01.06.2002 3:04:50 AM EST)
It's about time you did something sensible over your gun laws .... meanwhile I'll take 12 uzis a flame thrower and two dozen assorted bombs please .... oh and a crate of hand grenades, Thank you
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