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Well with miss pk
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roger
(01.12.2002 6:25:18 PM EST)
the garments would definately be moist and bubble breath watch your language about yanks... you got that? hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
Nefarious activity
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(01.11.2002 3:34:26 PM EST)
You Yanks are so corrupt that you don't even hide your money laundering activities!!!
Is the next store down called 'Concrete Shoe Express'?
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If it was run by SP
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started by
marvin
(01.11.2002 1:25:45 PM EST)
it would be worth every cent .... do you want the shirt of my back ? LOL
Must be run by GP....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(01.11.2002 10:44:12 AM EST)
...because the lower you go, the more expensive it gets...:)
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
For one dollar
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started by
tjshere
(01.11.2002 0:58:38 AM EST)
They will brush the crumbs off of your tie. Which might not be too bad of a deal if your tie is long enough and you're still wearing it. ;^)
Go, PK, go!!
Gee, that's just the opposite of what I usually tell you.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
2 dead
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hotrodguy6969
(01.11.2002 0:34:31 AM EST)
I'm first
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