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Dollar Cleaners

By: misspkPublished: 01/11/2002
 
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$2.00? I think they're trying to take us to the cleaners.

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    Well with miss pk (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (01.12.2002 6:25:18 PM EST)

    the garments would definately be moist and bubble breath watch your language about yanks... you got that? hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    Nefarious activity (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (01.11.2002 3:34:26 PM EST)

    You Yanks are so corrupt that you don't even hide your money laundering activities!!!

    Is the next store down called 'Concrete Shoe Express'?

    ---oooOOOOooo---
    If it was run by SP (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (01.11.2002 1:25:45 PM EST)

    it would be worth every cent .... do you want the shirt of my back ? LOL

    Kiss my Ass !

    Must be run by GP.... (1 reply)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (01.11.2002 10:44:12 AM EST)

    ...because the lower you go, the more expensive it gets...:)

    Mmmmm, I have a fantasy... ~SweetiePeach~

    Must be run by a Man (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.11.2002 7:55:39 AM EST)


    Because the lower down you look the more they expect.

    Must be run by a woman (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.11.2002 7:54:17 AM EST)


    That's the kind of mixed signals I usually get from them.

    Shirt and tie (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (01.11.2002 1:18:08 AM EST)


    That's still over a buck and a half Canadian.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    For one dollar (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.11.2002 0:58:38 AM EST)

    They will brush the crumbs off of your tie. Which might not be too bad of a deal if your tie is long enough and you're still wearing it. ;^)

    Go, PK, go!!

    Gee, that's just the opposite of what I usually tell you.

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    2 dead (1 reply)  
    started by hotrodguy6969
    (01.11.2002 0:34:31 AM EST)

    I'm first

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