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Convenience Store Wars

By: misspkPublished: 01/10/2002
 
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Convenience stores are really vying for your business. This one seems perfect.

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    We call.... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (01.11.2002 10:45:28 AM EST)

    ..those Ejaculate and Evacuate...sounds more proper...:)

    Mmmmm, I have a fantasy... ~SweetiePeach~

    My get up, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (01.10.2002 8:30:45 PM EST)

    kum and go has just got up, kummed and went!
    Sincerely,
    One happy customer

    I like it (0 replies)
    started by doggystyle
    (01.10.2002 7:00:49 PM EST)

    I would stop in for a slurpee every day.

    how you like my doggystyle

    That's funny. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.10.2002 11:12:49 AM EST)

    I just don't understand Japanese. ^5 PK.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Just remember: (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (01.10.2002 9:10:26 AM EST)

    to borrow 10 bucks for gas.

    Oh yeah, and raid the fridge too before you go!

      

    Every time... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.10.2002 7:18:36 AM EST)


    ...I do this, I get called a Bastard.

    7 11 (0 replies)
    started by wizard321
    (01.10.2002 6:12:24 AM EST)

    kum and go replaced 7 11 in my hometown.

    I once gave up SMOKING, DRINKING, and SEX. It was the most terrifying 20 minutes of my life.

    Jump to the pump (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (01.10.2002 1:17:09 AM EST)


    Future home of Jay & Silent Bob.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    It'll never make it (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.10.2002 0:31:39 AM EST)

    All they sell is condoms and laxatives.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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