"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race." - Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000
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"This has all the earmarks of an eyesore." James McSheehy, member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors commenting on a construction project he was against
Snapple Facts
#79 There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
One Liners
Q. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
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