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First for proverbialchump - The tow rope is two miles long, the telephoto lens just compresses the distance so it looks like he's real close.
Second GP - This isn't a fun stunt, it's actually a Taliban prisoner being interrogated by the Air Force. What you don't see is the headset the prisoner is wearing and the pilot telling him he better talk fast because the shoreline is coming up REAL fast, lol.
Just thought I would clear the air a little, thank you kindly folks......James
F-15 skiing.
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proverbialchump
(01.16.2002 6:14:19 PM EST)
I hope he has one helluva sun screen on, being that close.
Much like the Christina Aguilera Sex Tape in the Uncensored sction.
That's just my opinion I could be wrong.
Not bad
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tjshere
(01.16.2002 3:34:10 AM EST)
But I want him to kick it into afterburner and see if the guy can steam-ski.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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