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Law Office

By: misspkPublished: 01/12/2002
 
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I'll bet a prenuptial agreement he's a divorce lawyer.

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    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.12.2002 6:15:21 PM EST)
    The simple truth. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Knock, knock... (2 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (01.12.2002 1:05:38 PM EST)
    Candygram mam...

    (land shark?)

    Personification of the old lawyer joke (0 replies)
    started by jason13
    (01.12.2002 10:52:55 AM EST)
    Q Why did the shark refuse to eat the lawyer?
    A Professional courtesy.


    There are really only three lawyer jokes, you know. The rest are all true.

    Such as:

    Q What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
    A A rooster clucks defiance.

    It's a shame but... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.12.2002 7:51:20 AM EST)

    ...99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    Prenuptial Agreement ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (01.12.2002 5:04:54 AM EST)
    How about I give you everything I have PK ?

    Now can we get down to the "nuptials" ? Hehehehehehehe

    Kiss my Ass !

    Pretty clever (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.12.2002 0:58:46 AM EST)
    He gets all the illiterate clients. Even they can tell he's a lawyer.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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