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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
One Liners
Q: Did you hear Buckwheat became a muslim? A: His muslim name is Kareem of Wheat!
Nah
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started by
tjshere
(04.29.2002 6:38:12 AM EST)
Even if they use roadkill, there still ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Especially if it's a box lunch.
LMAO @ Marvin
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Excuse me miss
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started by
marvin
(04.29.2002 3:48:05 AM EST)
is your pussy fresh today ?
Hey Acid......
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started by
luvly1
(04.29.2002 2:34:43 AM EST)
I "resemble" that remark!
I ain't no hillbilly, but I ams a fine country gal!
hehehe!
The good ole...
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started by
acidinterval
(04.29.2002 0:58:59 AM EST)
road kill menu! Such fine cooks those hillbillys are.
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