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Election Smokescreen

By: MissPKPublished: 10/17/2001
 
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I already know who I'm voting for -- definitely "Dubie." "Roach" is a has been. Which one of these folks is running under the "Green Party?"

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    I think (0 replies)
    started by doggystyle
    (10.17.2001 8:16:40 PM EST)

    that dubie is going to smoke that roach guy. I would smoke both.

    how you like my doggystyle

    Only two left? (2 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (10.17.2001 3:42:44 PM EST)

    How did they weed out the competition.

    Sorry, someone had to say it!

      

    I don't do drugs anymore (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.17.2001 9:44:35 AM EST)


    I don't do drugs anymore cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

    we choose from just two? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.17.2001 9:43:11 AM EST)


    How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?

    It's my opinion (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.17.2001 9:42:03 AM EST)


    It's my opinion that most politicians try to blow smoke up the public's ass. I just didn't know it was this kind of smoke.

    I don't approve of political jokes... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.17.2001 9:40:05 AM EST)


    I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

    Remember, it's not (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.17.2001 9:39:00 AM EST)


    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

    Scubie Dubie Du (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.17.2001 7:58:11 AM EST)

    I see our future going up in smoke.

    We are coming, it's personal now.
    They have awakened a sleeping giant.
    Vengeance will be ours!

    Would you look at that (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (10.17.2001 1:44:26 AM EST)


    Are those election promises?

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Is that E. Dubie (0 replies)  
    started by juniorsimms
    (10.17.2001 0:36:27 AM EST)

    and isn't Russ, Cock's brother? Doesn't Roach have a motel named after him? And Dubie has a brother that sings with him, right? And am I first or did I hang around here jaw jacking too long?

    I want everyone to have a good time but I hang around anyway.

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