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is so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said,"What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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Well
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thecritic
(05.12.2004 0:48:10 AM EST)
How now brown cow.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
Absolutely...
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started by
shawndiaz
(05.10.2002 3:48:32 PM EST)
A bust!! Back that is.
Wooo Hoooooo
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started by
bear220
(05.10.2002 10:24:16 AM EST)
It'll give you shade in the summer and keep you warm in the winter
If it feels good....do it!!!!
Missing Persons
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(05.10.2002 9:05:57 AM EST)
Forget about printing little pictures on the sides of milk cartons. You could post a full size picture on the source.
Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
I've seen this woman
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started by
thegrandpatron
(05.10.2002 8:47:36 AM EST)
Hey Harry Munkin Bubble, I prefer Carla Bruni's small titties ( or as you say no titties) to this gal. You can have her.
Picture the whole cow?
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bigswifty
(05.10.2002 8:05:28 AM EST)
Not even Ansel Adams had a camera large enough to photograph this beast!
Why not set it free, and let it roam with it's own?!!
I've seen this woman
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marvin
(05.10.2002 1:30:00 AM EST)
at least I think it was her, I can't be sure as there was a total eclipse of the sun at the time.
She was at the breakfast buffet at Shoney's. They had to shut down right after that. No food left.
Just protecting my sheep
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Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
