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Why Try Harder?

By: misspkPublished: 03/19/2002
 
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I can think of many reasons, one BIG one in particular.

Why Try Harder?

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    #1 Looser? (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (03.23.2002 2:10:32 PM EST)

    Okay....I won't argue with that!!!!

    not even (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (03.23.2002 3:12:20 AM EST)

    #1000 would be close!
    Unless were talking placement in the all you can eat buffet line!

    now where's my redneck?

    Don't know why he's sportin that shirt. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.19.2002 8:21:26 PM EST)

    He ain't seen his dick in years.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    This guy... (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (03.19.2002 8:46:09 AM EST)

    Has all of nature's warning signs!

    It looks like... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.19.2002 7:35:01 AM EST)


    ...Spanky from the old Our Gang movies has grown up. Or is that grown out.

    He's number 1... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.19.2002 6:47:36 AM EST)

    'cause he is always on a roll.
    I think he's sweating gravy, TJ.

    Isnt this the singer of that new boy band, called Fat Meat Boys, or was it called Linkin Pork?

    I don't think so (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (03.19.2002 6:43:34 AM EST)

    Nice hair though,very stylish.

    Ugh! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.19.2002 5:14:27 AM EST)

    I think he won that shirt at a sweating contest.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    I can... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (03.19.2002 2:58:41 AM EST)

    think of a few things he needs to try harder.

    " Hard work MAY pay off in the future.... but LAZINESS pays off NOW!!! "

    ummmm....... (2 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.19.2002 2:22:31 AM EST)

    i think he ate number one,and all he got was this lousy tee shirt.

    DON'T TRUST ANYONE

    More like (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (03.19.2002 2:08:22 AM EST)

    he's full of number two.

    What? No foam finger? (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (03.19.2002 1:00:24 AM EST)


    The key to happiness is ignorance.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Number 1 what? (2 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.19.2002 0:31:28 AM EST)

    I hope it isn't number 1 in PK's heart. I'd hate to have to move over for this guy.


    Just protecting my sheep

    hey (0 replies)  
    started by jonauc99
    (03.19.2002 0:13:34 AM EST)

    it's my dad! j/k

    -=Jon=-

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