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... is so fat, She has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat Ass Jeans!
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Keep those comments coming folks,
you too could be a weener!!
4 new tires.....
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bigswifty
(09.04.2001 7:46:58 AM EST)
Adjust the spoilers, 15 gallons of gas in 12 seconds, I think she needs a new pit crew!
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
old!
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started by
ldhennessy
(09.01.2001 5:09:02 PM EST)
An oldie but goddie!
lmao
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started by
bigjohn2
(09.01.2001 2:08:41 PM EST)
and I didnt see it last time but I have seen this in real life about 2 years ago in Louisville I was behind a car, and they had a hose in their car, but the guy at the gas station she just pulled out of stopped her before she got to far..
too funny
BIG JOHN
LOL !
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(09.01.2001 10:39:27 AM EST)
She can pull my hosepipe off any day!
PS Who cares how many times it's been posted before? Can't you try to say something funny? Like I tried! Hahaha.
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late appearance .....
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started by
lepervier
(09.01.2001 7:10:41 AM EST)
...this one has toured the internet serveral times, but i like it anyway.
what?
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  started by
dragonmaster666
(09.01.2001 0:25:56 AM EST)
This has been on here before
"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."
-Marc Antony
"The Tragedy of Julius Caesar"
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