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Water Phobic

By: misspkPublished: 04/03/2002
 
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Do you suppose she requires a full-body condom too?

Water Phobic

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    Silly question Miss PK (2 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.03.2002 11:10:37 PM EST)

    You know that cleanliness is next to Godliness.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    keeps..... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.03.2002 2:32:48 PM EST)

    fresh air out,and that funny tuna smell in.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    This should... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.03.2002 6:34:59 AM EST)


    ...work very nicely, unless you ate Chili. Then it turns into a Gas Chamber.

    Hahahahahahaha

    Miss Priss or... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.03.2002 6:03:26 AM EST)

    bitch in a bag? You tell me.

    The Boy In the Bubble's (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.03.2002 2:40:55 AM EST)

    Girlfriend?

    What did the Unicorn call it's father? Pop-corn

    Don't waste water (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.03.2002 2:14:54 AM EST)

    I've already had my shower today.

    hey (0 replies)
    started by jonauc99
    (04.03.2002 0:48:58 AM EST)

    is that Michael Jackson?

    -=Jon=-

    Well (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.03.2002 0:32:42 AM EST)

    she sure ain't gonna get wet.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Plastic-wrap (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (04.03.2002 0:28:55 AM EST)


    That's one way to protect expensive shoes. The other way: don't buy expensive shoes.

    The Naked Canuck
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