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Condoms To Go?

By: RobnixiousPublished: 04/08/2002
 
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Do they think people will use them right there? Don't you think there should be a drive through window?

Condoms To Go?

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    LOL!.Yes I do think they would.... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (04.09.2002 8:42:55 PM EST)

    use them right there!.....I'm betting this is New Orleans!

    First they go to the drive through dacquari shop....and then get condoms to go!

    LOL!

    Funny post Rob!

    to go. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.08.2002 10:03:03 PM EST)

    to go down the street, or just behind the building and get it on :)

    if i throw a stick, will you go away?

    can i help you? (0 replies)
    started by sokmonkey1
    (04.08.2002 7:27:02 PM EST)

    Would you likea fries with those?

    I hear they sell smelling salts too... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (04.08.2002 10:39:59 AM EST)

    ...for those who waited until the last minute, and lost conciousness from lack of blood to the brain :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    I'm lost (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.08.2002 9:55:25 AM EST)


    Where is the store where I can Eat Out?

    Hahbdue's Quickie Condoms. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.08.2002 7:03:54 AM EST)

    For those on the road quickies, just grab a condom and slushy to go.

    i guess..... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.08.2002 5:45:15 AM EST)

    when you want to buy in bulk.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    Don't most people....... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.08.2002 4:01:13 AM EST)

    Buy condoms to come, not go?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Can I (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.08.2002 2:20:33 AM EST)

    try before I buy ?

    Yeah.... (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.08.2002 1:04:08 AM EST)

    ...and do you want fries with that?


    Just protecting my sheep

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.08.2002 0:42:08 AM EST)

    @Naked Canuck

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    This is like the sign at PK's... (2 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (04.08.2002 0:15:09 AM EST)


    Except it says:
    "Condoms
    Fitted while you wait"



    ;-P

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    That... (0 replies)  
    started by jonauc99
    (04.08.2002 0:03:54 AM EST)

    ...is the only way I thought they sold them.

    -=Jon=-

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