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...understand the Tongue Piercing thing. Buy a pack of gum if you need something in your mouth.
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started by
proverbialchump
(02.09.2002 7:10:16 AM EST)
My cousin got her tongue pierced, and I told her I wouldnt kiss her with that thing in her mouth. Ha ha ha. Im just kidding, I really dont hate tongue piercings.
It's nothing new
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started by
marvin
(02.09.2002 3:39:39 AM EST)
in days of old (when knights were bold) a good knight would pierce your body and not charge for it !
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