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By: misspkPublished: 02/08/2002
 
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    Really, KB? (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (02.08.2002 11:20:23 PM EST)
    I didn't realize that cigarettes had been invented back then. ;^)

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Hmmmm. (2 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.08.2002 12:30:05 PM EST)
    Reminds me of my junior year.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I can see that things (6 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (02.08.2002 10:01:47 AM EST)
    really haven't changed much.

    I spent so much of my time (during High School) at the beach I had no time to be truant!

    If I had known PK back then, I would definitely ended up smoking after sex ;P

    Ahhhhh....my miss spent youth, how I miss it so!

      

    Hey he's talking... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.08.2002 7:22:27 AM EST)

    ...about our future City Council members.

    Where is PK anyway? (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (02.08.2002 6:45:08 AM EST)
    They sell cigarettes and fake excuses?Kids got it too easy these days.

    Now, now (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.08.2002 3:59:47 AM EST)
    Who says this is a school? It could be a massage parlor or the local Indian casino or a gun shop.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    and that's (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.08.2002 2:17:42 AM EST)
    just the kindergarten !

    Hi PK would you care to teach this delinquent any lessons today ?

    Kiss my Ass !

    Oo, ooooo, Mr. Kotter! (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (02.08.2002 0:52:57 AM EST)

    Where the real sweathogs hang out.

    The Naked Canuck
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