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Weight Loss Center

By: AnonymousPublished: 02/12/2002
 
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I hear this really works, by inducing vomiting. I bet her breath stinks as well.

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    They could replace words.... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (02.12.2002 6:40:02 PM EST)

    "own shit" with the words "Grandma's Christmas fruit cake" and the results would have been just as effective!

    The Ultimate (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (02.12.2002 11:19:00 AM EST)

    in Recycling!

    Diet = Die with a "t" (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (02.12.2002 10:12:33 AM EST)


    Normally, I'm all for recycling.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Why not... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.12.2002 6:55:41 AM EST)

    I eat enough shit at work.

    I'm with Kween Bee (4 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.12.2002 6:10:42 AM EST)

    I don't comment on anything submitted by an anonymous. I have my standards. Low those standards may be. I still have them.

    TJ is on a Roll this morning.

    I don't know...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.12.2002 4:11:26 AM EST)

    Who's sign that is, but apparently they've tasted my cooking at some point.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    i wonder??? (4 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (02.12.2002 3:58:18 AM EST)

    if there is a waiting list for this program,hehehehehehehe/

    DON'T TRUST ANYONE

    Anonymous ? WTF ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.12.2002 2:58:34 AM EST)

    What are you afraid off, someone biting you ?

    "Eat shit and diet".

    Kiss my Ass !

    The pic's okay (2 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (02.12.2002 0:33:24 AM EST)

    but I don't vote on anything anonymous. Sorry

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