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I have a soulution!
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bigswifty
(02.12.2002 3:21:58 PM EST)
to avoid the problems of mere mortals, I always try to divide 1,547 by the square root of 3...what can I say, it takes for ever & it works for me!!
Hey PK
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marvin
(02.11.2002 5:39:33 AM EST)
you don't have to get on your knees to worship me .... I know a much better position ;-)
Now let us all sing "The Lord Giveth and The Lord Taketh", song number 69 in your hymn book.
Gimme that old time religion
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started by
tjshere
(02.11.2002 3:32:52 AM EST)
In this case, PK gets on her knees and worships, and I scream, "HALLELUJAH !!"
Hehe, funny pic, Oh Flawless One. You're quite good with signs.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Hehehehe!!!
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started by
sted5
(02.11.2002 1:46:36 AM EST)
Nice one PK
whats white and falls from the sky?
the comming of the lord.
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