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#42 Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, The only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures!
One Liners
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
Hey, there's an idea
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tjshere
(04.14.2002 10:47:17 AM EST)
Padlock her nose ring to his belly-button ring. At least they can't reproduce that way.
I sure wish Meesha was here. We need an entire vat of bleach for these two freaks.
...of my Brother-In-Law. I only hope it won't remind me of my Son-In-Law.
Prom queen.
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.14.2002 7:20:23 AM EST)
I guess love really is blind. I mean, why on earth, would she wanna be seen with him!
I remember....
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started by
acidinterval
(04.14.2002 3:58:35 AM EST)
in my youth years that I wanted to look like that.
Then I sobered up.
After the vows
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started by
marvin
(04.14.2002 2:43:36 AM EST)
they exchanged rings .... it took over an hour !
Wake up dear, they're gonna take our picture for Goofball.
Just protecting my sheep
Hum
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comic
(04.14.2002 0:10:27 AM EST)
Looks like his earring is caught on her eyebrow ring.
Is it me, or do the kids these days wear too much make-up?
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