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Michael Jackson in 'Planet Of The Apes'

By: beckdaddyPublished: 09/14/2001
 
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I never realized he was in this film. Who needs makeup with such a "good" surgeon.

Michael Jackson in 'Planet Of The Apes'

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    Thread comment award goes to (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.14.2003 6:41:56 PM EST)


    BigJohn2 with his 2 year after the post comment of:

    damn
    look at that

    Brilliant

    Keep those comments coming folks, you too could be a weener.

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.06.2003 11:25:22 PM EST)

    look at that

    Hello its monkey boy!! (0 replies)
    started by sted5
    (09.15.2001 4:47:00 AM EST)

    What the hell has he done to his face?

    I understand (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.14.2001 1:38:44 PM EST)

    Michael Jackson traded Woody Allen two tens for a twenty.

    He buys boy's underwear at K-mart where they are already half off.

    I could go on but I'm done boring you.

    God Bless America and still...She stands

    Too much money (1 reply)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (09.14.2001 11:07:44 AM EST)


    Only a music artist can start to be a small, black kid and grow into a white, androgenous human who likes small, black kids.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Now that's a good one! (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (09.14.2001 7:53:32 AM EST)

    indeed!

    ~Obiwan~

    Wacko Jacko (1 reply)
    started by malcom
    (09.14.2001 6:59:33 AM EST)

    Disturbing thought of the day:

    This perverted,child molesting,filthy rich bitch is an American citizen.


    "I am not.... (0 replies)  
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.14.2001 1:25:02 AM EST)

    ...an animal!" Oh wait..hehe..maybe he is..:)

    ~SweetiePeach~

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