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Why You Need A Truck

By: beckdaddyPublished: 10/19/2001
 
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This rocket scientist lost traction backing his boat down a ramp with his Cadillac.

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    too much air? (0 replies)
    started by sandbagger
    (03.23.2003 7:45:38 PM EST)
    Maybe if I deflate the tires I can sink to the bottom and drive out!

    sandbagger

    hmm... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (10.19.2002 10:08:46 PM EST)
    I don't think thats a rocket scientist. Most rocket scientists I've seen are completely bald.

    "Wank on. Wank off."

    And after all that.... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (10.19.2001 10:28:38 AM EST)

    ...he dropped his keys.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Ted? (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.19.2001 9:55:10 AM EST)

    I didn't know Ted Kennedy was bald?

    He's changing a flat (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (10.19.2001 8:11:41 AM EST)
    while his wife is inside reading the road map.

    Is he..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.19.2001 7:53:57 AM EST)
    Trying to lock the front hubs or searching for his toupee?

    Hahaha, nice one, Beck.

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    Goodness (0 replies)
    started by teddiebare
    (10.19.2001 1:35:34 AM EST)
    What a strange place to fix a flat tire!

    This is.... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (10.19.2001 0:43:08 AM EST)
    ...a redneck's version of a car wash...LOL! Good one, honey...:)

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    That isn't all the idiot lost. (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (10.19.2001 0:08:57 AM EST)
    Good pic bud. ^5

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