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    Stealing Second Base

    By: beckdaddyPublished: 09/10/2001
     
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    I guess the slap on the ass isn't good enough for these teammates.

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    Thread comment award goes to: (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.10.2003 0:42:32 AM EST)


    groggggggggggggggg

    for his witty comment of:

    Dude ?
    I'm sorry but that is totaly gay!
    lofuss


    Brilliant deduction


    Keep those comments coming folks,
    you too could be a weener!!

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.06.2003 11:31:57 PM EST)

    its a close team

    Dude ? (0 replies)
    started by grogggg
    (09.10.2001 8:03:57 PM EST)

    I'm sorry but that is totaly gay!

    lofuss

    Home run!! (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (09.10.2001 5:53:18 PM EST)


    Is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Well (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (09.10.2001 5:26:32 PM EST)


    I guess he likes a man that knows what he wants.

    Homeplate (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (09.10.2001 12:19:27 PM EST)

    Too bad they're at home, lol.
    He meant to shake his hand, but has bad hand-eye coordination...yeah, that's it....

    It was an 0 and 2 count (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.10.2001 9:25:15 AM EST)


    "Man you hit that Homer with two balls on you, didn't you?"

    San Francisco, maybe? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.10.2001 9:21:28 AM EST)


    This wouldn't have surprised me, if it had been the San Francisco Giants. But this is St. Louis, in the Heartland of America. What is this would coming to?

    Player on the right, "Man you hit that Sucker as Hard, as I Suck this Hard".

    I don't get it...??? (3 replies)
    started by misspk
    (09.10.2001 9:05:05 AM EST)

    That's what 2nd base looks like for me too. I guess I'm just way too blonde *grin*



    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    One man says to the other.... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (09.10.2001 8:19:12 AM EST)

    "Oh, so you think you're a hard man eh?, well we'll just see about that!"

    Saugen Sie meine Pflaumen

    why did he strike out (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (09.10.2001 1:59:45 AM EST)

    he missed the sign for the squeze play!!

    WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

    Mickey Mantel would not approve of choking up on the bat loke this!!

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    Here.... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.10.2001 1:30:44 AM EST)

    ...let me help you readjust there, buddy...LOL!!

    Kisses to my Sweetheart!! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    Oh geez......... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.10.2001 0:38:14 AM EST)

    I wonder if these two room together on the road? Somebody should do a "Priceless" parody with this one.

    Hehehe, funny as hell, Beck. ^5


    I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
    Holy Shit! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.10.2001 0:16:55 AM EST)

    hahahaha! 5 goofs to ya' pal.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Maybe loadin for ... (0 replies)  
    started by Sasksquatch
    (09.10.2001 0:07:38 AM EST)

    a special spit ball eh

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