"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medical—medical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it'sgoing to be up all night." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#202 The mouth of the Statue of Liberty is three feet wide.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
One Liners
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
The company I work for has decided to branch out and get more sales. So here is the first on our moderately priced boats, please send all orders to me with a 10% down payment.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Nice options
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stalzoe
(04.06.2002 11:32:16 PM EST)
Dual motors AND air conditioning! This guy must be a hundred-aire.
Your mama's thick date.
Hey Hugger,
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started by
kweenbee
(04.06.2002 7:39:17 PM EST)
Can I float a loan?
Love the country, live to pee outside!
10% down payment?
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started by
roger
(04.06.2002 6:17:07 PM EST)
You want me to mail you a dollar?
hahaha
Just protecting my sheep
do we get......
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started by
dtahellyeah
(04.06.2002 4:02:03 PM EST)
a bigger discount if we order in bulk?
sales slogan.
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started by
acidinterval
(04.06.2002 2:00:53 PM EST)
- feel at home anywhere. Think of the possibilities of the product. :)
LOL
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started by
jamesvaughn
(04.06.2002 12:28:22 PM EST)
I remember submitting this back months and months ago. I had given up on it ever being posted, lol.
Well Hugger may be gone but I'm still here to see it.
Hey GP!! This will give you an idea of how long it can take to get a contribution posted. BTW - Third party checks accepted.
Hey TJ!! Yep on discount. We can use your Penthouse and won't have to build one.
Hey PC!!! We can up the horsepower for skiing.
Thanks Goof for coming through with this, it renews my faith that eventually a contribution will get posted, LOL.
James Vaughn
Whoa, mama!
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tjshere
(04.06.2002 11:01:24 AM EST)
Wow man, weird trip! I already have a trailer....er, penthouse exactly like that. Will that get me a big discount?
Haha, this is great, JV. Good job, man.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Awesome
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.06.2002 6:53:39 AM EST)
Duel Motors
Air Conditioned Penthouse
I'm in, can I use a third party check?
Is it fast...
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.06.2002 6:37:02 AM EST)
enough for water skiing? I like the stabbin' cabin feature. My checks in the mail, buddy.
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Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been over mixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
