"By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future."—Bush, sharing insights into improving Americans' health and fitness Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he canget me five." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#211 The average koala sleeps 22 hours each day.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
One Liners
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
If down here in Texas somebody would come up with a "Catfish Kaloche".
I'll just have
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marvin
(02.17.2002 3:28:23 AM EST)
the Boston cream crab.
LMAO@Seaweedy
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started by
tjshere
(02.17.2002 0:53:57 AM EST)
"Assholes and pussies" Waaaaa hahahaha!
Now, I'll take the creme-filled salmon with the little sprinkles on top to go, please.
Ewwwwww! This is one of the weirdest signs I've ever seen. ^5, Beck.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Snacks for cops?
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seaweedy
(02.17.2002 0:38:08 AM EST)
It does seem like an odd combination unless it means assholes and pussies. I think it would be a good place for cops to stop for their snacks.
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