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By: beckdaddyPublished: 02/16/2002
 
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That works, too. It's just a shame the idiot doesn't know the abbreviation for pounds is "Lbs." I guess he didn't get off his lazy ass and go to class.

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    He might have been a golfer (2 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.16.2002 4:38:07 AM EST)
    and lost 5 balls .... hey was that you Beck ? LOL

    Kiss my Ass !

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    started by kweenbee
    (02.16.2002 0:39:36 AM EST)
    He could lose 200 lbs of fat by getting a divorce.

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    started by tjshere
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    He could lose 10 Bls. of useless fat by cutting off his head.

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