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looks more like
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damsel
(04.06.2002 0:37:51 AM EST)
mashed potatoes to me. I wonder if they'll fly in helicoptors to pour on the gravy? lol
*orgasm*
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started by
choda
(04.05.2002 12:07:39 PM EST)
..... and i'm spent.
Here's what I think happened. *runs away*
What ever...
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.05.2002 7:09:01 AM EST)
happened to the Jolly Green Giant, anyway?
1 of 2 things Possible
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.05.2002 6:54:51 AM EST)
1) This beach is near the Sperm Whales.
or
2) TJ is right and Whoopie when swimming to clean up her yeast infection.
I think it's oatmeal
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tjshere
(04.05.2002 3:34:02 AM EST)
But if I'm wrong and acidinterval is right, somebody should dunk Whoopie Goldberg in there.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
nope i just....
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started by
dtahellyeah
(04.05.2002 3:22:23 AM EST)
finally lost my nut.got to happy looking a dirty pics here on goofball.
a ship ...
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started by
acidinterval
(04.05.2002 2:47:02 AM EST)
full of shampoo crashed in the bay.
I must stop ....
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started by
marvin
(04.05.2002 1:50:53 AM EST)
watching wildlife documentaries .... this is not marshmallow or bird poop .... it's herring jism !
Now that's
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started by
roger
(04.05.2002 1:09:00 AM EST)
a lot of bird poop
Just protecting my sheep
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