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Vaccuum Dress

By: beckdaddyPublished: 02/22/2002
 
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I guess these inventors have never heard of a CLOSET?

Vaccuum Dress

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (0 replies)
    started by stalzoe
    (02.25.2002 10:36:15 AM EST)

    Those things look creepy. Get on and put it in your kids roo. They will love it on a stormy night.

    Your mama's thick date.

    "You know you're a Redneck when..." (2 replies)
    started by misspk
    (02.22.2002 11:43:24 AM EST)

    You dress inanimate objects, to make them look better. Yes men, this includes your blow-up dolls (or blow-up sheep if you're Roger:-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Yes, but that price (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.22.2002 10:41:43 AM EST)

    Is only good for the first 100 callers.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I'll never Bitch again... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.22.2002 9:03:44 AM EST)


    ...about how boring my life is.
    Sheeeeit Louise, get out of the house more. Or at least sign up for Goffball.com

    A matching set (6 replies)
    started by malcom
    (02.22.2002 8:00:00 AM EST)

    I think I'll wait for the Monica Lewinsky vac cover to come out.

    What will they think of next? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.22.2002 7:58:10 AM EST)

    TJ has the smaller version he uses to dress up his Schween.

    Right Sweetie?


    Just protecting my sheep

    Brings new meaning to... (3 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.22.2002 7:41:25 AM EST)

    closet dresser.

    What??? (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.22.2002 5:16:20 AM EST)

    No sheep???

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    WARNING ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.22.2002 3:18:33 AM EST)

    This sucks !

    LOL

    Kiss my Ass !

    I'd dress it like my ex (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (02.22.2002 1:31:50 AM EST)


    Now there's something that sucked more than the vaccuum.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Well thats nice... (0 replies)  
    started by bigswifty
    (02.22.2002 0:48:15 AM EST)

    I'm all for making the home appliances a little nicer to be around.

    Shouldn't there be a special pre lubed vibrating "Vac-u-Jack" attachment and a pull string vocal option?

      

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