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    Truth In The Classifieds

    By: beckdaddyPublished: 02/23/2002
     
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    Let me get this straight... Is the bong you used before you sent in this ad included with the car?

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    I guess he means (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 12:50:43 PM EST)

    when you push it down a hill.

    hahaha

    Funny stuff BD


    Just protecting my sheep

    Huh?? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.23.2002 10:43:03 AM EST)

    An 18 year-old car with 42K miles on it??? It must have needed an engine for a lonnnnnnnnng time.

    Check out that tongue action!
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    Roller. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.23.2002 9:08:21 AM EST)

    Low mileage on it, another plus!

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    WANTED - An American built Audi .... known in Texas as an "Audi Partner".

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    started by kweenbee
    (02.23.2002 0:36:16 AM EST)

    Yeah right. I could run good too if I only had something to start this damn motor with.

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