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This chat pal described herself as lovely, gentle, sweet, athletic figure with a nice pair of boobs. And for a sign of recognition, she'd carry a red umbrella with her on the date.
BARF
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(02.26.2002 0:23:59 AM EST)
That's buttugly.
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