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Not The Best Gift Idea

By: beckdaddyPublished: 12/24/2001
 
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    hahahahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.24.2001 7:59:46 PM EST)
    Good pick bud ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    The gift that keeps on giving (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.24.2001 10:58:10 AM EST)
    And for her stocking stuffers: A razor; a cigarette lighter and an ice-pick.

    That way, she can shave a patch down the middle, light one side on fire and stab them as they run across. ;^)

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    like the old saying... (0 replies)
    started by jason13
    (12.24.2001 10:02:13 AM EST)
    ...it's not the gift - it's the thought that counts.

    But she could nitpick about this one.

    Now Beck has a better (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (12.24.2001 9:40:46 AM EST)
    way of thinking here!!!!...LMAO!!!

    It looks ..... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (12.24.2001 3:30:27 AM EST)
    a bit nippy there .... I think I'll pass and stay home in the warm ;-)

    ~ Happy Christmas Goofball ~


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    If I give her crabs for Christmas, (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (12.24.2001 1:32:20 AM EST)
    it's understood that she gave me some bearded clam for Christmas, too!

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