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Officer Bubble Rides Again!!
(2 replies)
started by
corjones
(02.28.2003 4:01:22 PM EST)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a sound picture. Harry is this the reason they don't let you drive the squad car??!! LMAO!!
hey.....
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started by
dtahellyeah
(03.29.2002 2:25:23 AM EST)
it is hard to drive when you got jelly doughnut all over your hands.all i can say is bad cop,no doughnut.
Don't Trust Anyone
The fence
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started by
kweenbee
(02.28.2002 12:51:08 PM EST)
Looks as if it were made of popsicle sticks.
We found a great place for a drive-thru doughnut shop.
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