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Great Slogan

By: beckdaddyPublished: 11/30/2001
 
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Just don't ask him to stay for dinner.

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    Wonder (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.30.2001 10:13:37 PM EST)

    If he washes his hands when he goes to the bathroom. ^5 buddy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    OK (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.30.2001 6:36:38 PM EST)

    Is my whiz your tonic water?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    He must be into anal sex... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (11.30.2001 10:03:42 AM EST)

    He knows which side of the bread the butter is on!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    How about: (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (11.30.2001 9:58:48 AM EST)

    I've got the tool to get to the bottom of your problem.

      

    Groceries (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (11.30.2001 6:56:50 AM EST)

    "Were number 1 in the number 2 business!"

    Is that ..... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (11.30.2001 4:01:29 AM EST)

    a wholemeal or rye bread sandwich ?

    Neither .... it's cornbread !


    Kiss my ass


    The scary thing (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.30.2001 2:02:53 AM EST)

    is the slogan on the top of his truck cap.

    "Don't gamble with the rest."

    What would these other plumbers be up to to disgust this guy so much?

    Everything comes full circle... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.30.2001 1:23:02 AM EST)

    'cause my bread and butter eventually ends up being his shit.

    It all flows down hill (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.30.2001 0:40:21 AM EST)


    I'm sure this has to do with Chili nite.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    YAY!! (4 replies)  
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.30.2001 0:21:47 AM EST)

    First!!! And I think I'll want to see the menu before I go for dinner...LOL!

    Whoooo's my daddy...;o) ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

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