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#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
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is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside is so she gets a bowl
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I'm always amazed.....
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tjshere
(04.04.2002 7:03:15 PM EST)
At how those guys can take a perfectly good vehicle - especially pick-ups - totally destroy it, and think it's cool. Maybe it's a genetic thing.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Cool pic.
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kweenbee
(04.04.2002 6:34:13 PM EST)
I'll go along with Roger's summation on it. ^5.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Dale Jarrett?
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started by
misspk
(04.04.2002 4:30:20 PM EST)
My bet is he's also delivering pizzas now :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
He delivers!
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started by
luvly1
(04.04.2002 2:27:00 PM EST)
If it's hot .... all the better?...LOL!
My friend married a UPS guy!
Does this have something to do with it?
No wonder...
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.04.2002 7:44:28 AM EST)
all the fragile packages come broken. All that hydraulics, bouncin' around.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
