"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
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#183 The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.
Yo Mama ...
teeth are is so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
One Liners
Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces? A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
Architect's
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damsel
(03.04.2002 1:22:32 PM EST)
The world is what we make of it, we just happen to be terrible architect's.
hell,
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started by
kweenbee
(03.04.2002 12:57:06 PM EST)
I've been saying that for years.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Ditto what Malcom said
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roger
(03.04.2002 9:23:19 AM EST)
since I'm sitting here and can't top it I'll just say, "Hey, I was gonna say that."
hahaha
Just protecting my sheep
"Temporarily"?
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tjshere
(03.04.2002 8:24:28 AM EST)
Not that is optimism at its finest.
I was always told
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marvin
(03.04.2002 3:46:57 AM EST)
it's love that makes the world go round .... so lets make love, that'll fix it.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
