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By: misspkPublished: 03/29/2002
 
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Just how deep can these phones go? Personally I think it's a new marketing strategy for Nokia. Besides, we all know pagers are the way to go.

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    OOOOOOOOOOOK (0 replies)
    started by wickedwoman
    (04.02.2002 6:39:41 PM EST)

    Thats a different way..to reach out ..reach out and touch someone..hahahaha...funny PK..I loved it

    Naughty girl!!

    Maybe if they put a set of balls (2 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.29.2002 6:49:07 PM EST)

    On the bottom, they wouldn't slide in so easily.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Shoot... (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (03.29.2002 9:58:13 AM EST)

    My cell only vibrates a few times when called .. a guy better have the number on speed dial! LOL!

    now where's my redneck?

    Scientist can try... (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (03.29.2002 9:13:37 AM EST)

    butt technology will never replace a turbo charged peanut butter covered gerbil!

    Hey Miss PK (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.29.2002 7:20:11 AM EST)

    Now this I wouldn't mind seeing a picture of. If you can't find one, try one of yourself. I'm sure it get posted.

    Hahahaha

    Tunaphone receptions. (3 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.29.2002 5:34:28 AM EST)

    Twat you say, I cun't hear you. Your cumming in a little fuzzy...

    I always knew.. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (03.29.2002 4:34:31 AM EST)

    something like this was happening.

    I just can't believe it took this long to make a news story.

    " Good Friday!! it's good enought for a day off work.. hey I ain't complaining "

    Simple solution (1 reply)
    started by theprophet
    (03.29.2002 4:22:01 AM EST)

    Why the hel don't they just tie a string to it before they shove it up in there so they can pul it out?

    Wholly Prophet of Eris Discordia

    Aw hell (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.29.2002 4:00:24 AM EST)

    With all of these technological advances, I may never get laid again. Sorry, but this has a ring of truth to it.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    The Bad News is (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.29.2002 2:20:01 AM EST)

    Nokia keep making them smaller and smaller, are they trying to take away all the fun ?

    Sorry, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.29.2002 1:59:13 AM EST)

    I'm having trouble hearing you. My cell phone just entered a tunnel and I'm not far behind!

    Sticky fingers! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.29.2002 1:54:38 AM EST)

    I'm getting my girl one of these. That way she'll never again bitch about the way I muck up the buttons on the T.V. remote when I'm eating my fried chicken.

    the phone sex.... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.29.2002 0:52:38 AM EST)

    operators are going to be out of a job soon.

    Don't Trust Anyone

    Miss PK (3 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.29.2002 0:24:20 AM EST)

    uses the Bell Atlantic 706.. It's 12 inches long and uses 5 D Cell batteries. She sounds funny when she tries to talk.. damn, her line is busy... TJ, is that you???


    Just protecting my sheep

    excuse me (0 replies)  
    started by jonauc99
    (03.29.2002 0:12:25 AM EST)

    but your twat is ringing....

    -=Jon=-

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