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tjshere
(03.02.2002 10:44:47 AM EST)
The other 10% must be dumpster diners. Those arrogant old fogies think they're too good to eat dog food.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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kweenbee
(03.02.2002 10:24:11 AM EST)
Is worth a thousand meals. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Iams getting senile.
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started by
proverbialchump
(03.02.2002 7:34:48 AM EST)
My Grandma uses Eukanuba, she has a beautiful sheen to her coat.
Poorly done type
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marvin
(03.02.2002 3:10:27 AM EST)
not even vectored properly.
Personally,
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willi
(03.02.2002 0:11:19 AM EST)
I prefer the cheaper brands of dog food. They contain a lot more by-products and fillers, which in turn leads to one long and entertaining evening on the shitter.
Hey, I'm poor and old and I'm happy when anything in or on my body has the gusto to get up and go!
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