"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
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is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" is so she said levi's
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Q: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care.
cops theme; Bad dog, bad dog, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you.
Priceless pic
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started by
kweenbee
(12.12.2001 1:57:57 PM EST)
If that cop laid a had on me, my dog would tear him a new one. Good pic, Beck. Worth ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
I remember
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started by
roger
(12.12.2001 1:21:59 PM EST)
we had our oldest daughter go stand in the corner once when she was acting up. My youngest daughter went over and stood with her...
I mean you gotta hang with the ones you love, right?
I'd like to have that dog myself. You'd never see a dang cat do that. The cat would take a message and get back to you.
That security guard commands respect with that big radio.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
lmao
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  started by
obiwan
(12.12.2001 0:57:44 AM EST)
now that was a funny pic indeed!
~Obiwan~
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