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For Sale

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 12/17/2001
 
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I wonder if you take one, if he'll throw in the other for free.

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    Somebody needs (0 replies)
    started by godofhellfire
    (12.17.2001 10:29:52 PM EST)

    to call that number, hahaha!

    Tit tops, niiiiice!

    HELLFIRE

    Good grief it Robnoxious' #! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (12.17.2001 6:52:40 PM EST)

    I thought he had a little more heart than that.... :)!!

    LMAO!

    Old rag (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (12.17.2001 6:26:14 PM EST)

    She used and abused, and blown way too many rods, for me.

    Damn... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.17.2001 9:13:12 AM EST)


    ...Hidden headlights. Well this is the censored scetion.

    Man! (0 replies)
    started by comic
    (12.17.2001 8:52:25 AM EST)

    Would I ever like to fuck that car!

    Love a comic

    Well.. (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (12.17.2001 8:20:58 AM EST)

    I'd like to see it run with the top down.

    I'd have to take it out for a high-speed test run to make sure there were no noxious emissions from the tail pipe (hope its not chlie night!)

    And finally I'll have to check under the hood, or at least peek under the fender skirts to check for rust or scales!!

      

    I would say (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (12.17.2001 6:37:56 AM EST)

    he's talking about silicon modifications. No matter anyway.

    ~Obiwan~

    Damn! (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.17.2001 3:49:47 AM EST)

    They are both way too expensive and high-maintenance for me. I sure would like to climb aboard and go for a test-ride though. I just hope she doesn't have a rear spoiler.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    But ....? (0 replies)
    started by phoenix76
    (12.17.2001 3:40:00 AM EST)

    But which is for sale, which one is the free gift?! The guy posting this ad didnt make it clear...

    Geez, these guys... (0 replies)
    started by jason13
    (12.17.2001 0:34:46 AM EST)

    ... who are never happy and always trading in perfectly good models for a newer one.

    An offer you can't refuse (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (12.17.2001 0:07:03 AM EST)


    Both look like they've had some work done.

    The Naked Canuck
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