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The Perfect Husband

By: misspkPublished: 02/06/2002
 
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Actually the perfect husband would pay someone to do those menial tasks, but he's close enough for me.

The Perfect Husband

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    What's perfect.... (0 replies)
    started by hothead
    (02.06.2002 10:12:32 PM EST)

    ...about this guy? He's letting the hem drag on the floor, for crying out loud!

    Who loves ya, baby?

    I could be wrong! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.06.2002 5:41:38 PM EST)


    Maybe The Perfect Husband for Tom Cruise or Jeff Jordon?

    Naw, no husband. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.06.2002 4:38:23 PM EST)

    He must be a valet. ^5 PK

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I have a few..... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (02.06.2002 12:42:17 PM EST)

    ..wrinkles he could iron out for me...:) Woooohoooo, PK, I'm with you on this one!

    Mmmmm, I have a fantasy... ~SweetiePeach~

    Iron Man (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (02.06.2002 9:56:51 AM EST)


    Oh yeah? But can he do THIS!
    ...
    What do you think of that?

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    The Perfect Husband? (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.06.2002 9:10:10 AM EST)


    Maybe for Richard Gere.

    No time for ironing (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.06.2002 8:49:08 AM EST)

    too much screwing to do .... putting up all these shelves for PK :-)

    Kiss my Ass !

    Marble chips for sale (1 reply)
    started by malcom
    (02.06.2002 7:48:07 AM EST)

    Can he build a monument,PK?
    No.He might break a nail or get dust in his hair.And I don't like the way he's holding that iron.

    Hey PK... (1 reply)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.06.2002 6:53:53 AM EST)

    you could wash your unmentionables on his wash board stomach.

    PK's panties arent the best thing, but they are right next to it!! :)

    Careful (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.06.2002 4:58:49 AM EST)

    You don't want to burn that 3 dollar bil in the pocket of the shirt.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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