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Last time I tried that....
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started by
shawndiaz
(04.16.2002 7:19:58 PM EST)
The pussy I tried to wash tore me up somthin' terrible. And she never apologized!!
Looks more like
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started by
marvin
(04.16.2002 3:36:34 AM EST)
its ready for the deep fat fryer now !
Back in the bad old days......
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started by
tjshere
(04.16.2002 2:23:23 AM EST)
I woke up a time or two with my arm around something that looked about like that.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Yeah what he said.
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started by
acidinterval
(04.16.2002 1:57:51 AM EST)
alsp because it's not in the uncensored section
Another give-away
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started by
roger
(04.16.2002 0:29:45 AM EST)
Everytime the caption says, "Wet pussy" you can bet your sweet arse that it will be a picture of a soaking wet cat.
Just protecting my sheep
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Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
