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Cock Polishing

By: luvly1Published: 12/31/2001
 
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Now that's a New Year's Party in a van.

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    and they make home visits (0 replies)
    started by pyrtwist
    (01.01.2002 7:40:30 PM EST)

    aint life grand

    I have a question (0 replies)
    started by gnevets
    (01.01.2002 2:44:57 AM EST)

    How much, lol.

    G. Nevets

    Ah Bear.......excuse me... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (01.01.2002 0:47:04 AM EST)

    you are referring tothat Harley...aren't you?...*wink wink*

    Nice to see you around!

    Happy New Year!

    Ummmm (0 replies)
    started by bear220
    (01.01.2002 0:36:05 AM EST)

    Any time your ready luvly...I'll have one polish job to go if you please.

    If it feels good....do it!!!!

    Way to go Luvly (4 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.31.2001 7:01:46 PM EST)

    ^5 hon.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    FIRST ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (12.31.2001 4:02:05 PM EST)

    to vote that is .... have you guys forgotten where the vote button is ?

    Now Luvly tell me is it my chicken that needs a polish or what ?


    ~ Happy New Year Goofball ~

    Kiss my Ass !


    Much better (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.31.2001 1:05:37 PM EST)

    That van is kinda short and stubby. Er.....I think I'll end my comment right there.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    It's nice... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.31.2001 12:57:15 PM EST)


    ...to see that 'The Luvly One' found an extra job to make a little XXX-Mas cash.

    RMAO! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (12.31.2001 1:36:07 AM EST)

    You just hush....puppy!

    My "box" is well worth a vote!
    *blushing*

    Kisses!

    *ahem* (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.31.2001 0:52:42 AM EST)

    Note how I exercise tremendous self-restraint by not voting and giving Luvly1's box 5 goofballs.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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