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is so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
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Q: Hear about the new remake of The Exorcist? A: A woman contacts the devil to get a priest out of her son!
Get the sack, get the sack!
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kweenbee
(02.24.2002 1:18:25 PM EST)
He was just trying to protect her modesty.....Yeah....that' it.....just... trying to protect her modesty.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
LMAO@TJ
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started by
thegrandpatron
(02.24.2002 6:59:59 AM EST)
"Copping a feel" I never did know where that term came from.
"Copping" a feel
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started by
marvin
(02.24.2002 2:48:55 AM EST)
guess its a perk of the job
I agree with TJ
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started by
roger
(02.24.2002 1:57:57 AM EST)
Cover that gawd awful mug of hers.
Just protecting my sheep
Hey, officer
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started by
tjshere
(02.24.2002 1:12:04 AM EST)
If you really want to protect the public, put your hand over her face, not her tit.
LMAO ! This is a good one Luvly. Thanks.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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