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dang...
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started by
wickedwoman
(04.02.2002 6:45:24 PM EST)
And I thought my son was bad...least he wasn't that young when he started..that kid need a good ass whooping...
Beer!!!!!!!!
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started by
michaelcarl
(03.30.2002 5:00:40 PM EST)
Kid's should not drink and drive, while they should'nt drive anyway's.
did the....
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started by
dtahellyeah
(03.29.2002 0:50:25 AM EST)
people at enron employ this kid or what? or it is a young stone cold steve austin.
He ????
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started by
tjshere
(03.28.2002 4:02:15 AM EST)
Er, perhaps I shouldn't say any more than that.
Following Roger right along.....
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I am ...
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started by
acidinterval
(03.28.2002 3:11:21 AM EST)
eleven years old.
He was just explaining
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started by
marvin
(03.28.2002 2:16:39 AM EST)
that the shortest distance between two points on a sphere is a curved line, not a straight line, but everyone got confused so he told them what to do !
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
It's not mine
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started by
sassygal
(03.28.2002 0:30:50 AM EST)
mine know better than to do that.. at least when they will get caught.. haha
That is somebody's kid
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  started by
roger
(03.28.2002 0:26:43 AM EST)
oh well, it ain't mine. Moving right along now.
Just protecting my sheep
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